Me: I read about a Japanese doomsday cult that was testing nuclear bombs in WA in the 90s and nobody knew for years so much doomsday stuff that has gone unnoticed.
Lucy: doomsday stuff?? are you secretly part of that cult?
Me: yes I am preparing for the end of the world, but now we call it sustainability
Lucy: d’awhhhhh. that got nice real fast 🙂